Dear Whoever-picked-up-my-cow-pouch,
I hope that you can return me my cow pouch that I have lost today, around 3pm+ at Hougang Avenue 4, near Morrison Optical Pte. Ltd. You might not know, but the dark brown cow pouch is very very important to me. It might not be of much value to you 'cept for the cash of approximately S$50 inside. But it means a lot to me. So please be kind and return it to me as it also contains my ez-link card which I managed to not lose it for 1 & a half yrs, and also my POSB card which is older than my ez-link, probably around 3yrs old. It also contains memories of a few movies that I've watch with my loved ones. Please don't throw it away. If you return it to me, I will give a reward of $80(I am very poor don't bully me).
Thank you.
P.s. but if you're like any other selfish chap who take the money
and throw away my very precious pouch, then f you, idiot.
Love&hate,
Kaelyn
Awesome Kaelyn @4:58 PM