Warning: Wordy no pics. Lechers who just wanna see pictures hoping that one of them will contain zao geng elements, I highly suggest that porn websites will be better choices.
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Happy happening 1. (not exactly happy happening but I think it's funneh)
Yesterday, I nearly got hooked onto Qi Zi De You Huo.
It's that Korean revenge show! Actually it's a nice show, but WAY TOO DRAGGY.
Sissy & I both agree that Korean Dramas love to DESCRIBE. Every single shit! For e.g. instead of simply using tears of joy to describe their happiness, they HAVE TO say a lot of shits; "i am really very grateful for what you did. it is indescribable(but I'm still trying my utmost best to describe) how much you have helped me my dear. You are my ray of hope when I feel like giving all up, drop-dead and die! If I'm the dark sky, you must be the stars and moon which made me beautiful!" etcetcetcetcetc! OH-EHM-GEE. At times even when they are crying/jumping mad, I will laugh because they will go "OH I'M REALLY MAD ANGRY NOW! I FEEL LIKE PUKING BLOOD! I'M SERIOUSLY DAMN ANGRY NOW!!" And that is hilarious! Oh yea, and they love to repeat their sentences. (Y)
But no, I realised it's quite easy for me to stop this korean drama addiction because simply put, they are too long-winded. Wasted a lot of my time hearing their descriptions! So yea, I'll only watch when I'm uber free :)
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Happy happening 2.
Yesterday afternoon, I went over to (L)'s home to study. And out of random crave, I felt like eating Simon Rd's OYSTER OMELETTE! :D Yes it's finger-lickin' good! Okay not really; I don't eat it using my bare hands. Chopsticks are awesome invention.
Anyway, yes to my surprise, the lazy bum brought me to Simon Road! :DDDD
-side-tracking! if you're the kind of rigid old man/woman who cannot adjust to random changes, please refrain yourself from reading this paragraph. Anyway it's bullshit. So you can skip it if you're in a hurry or some sort-
(I have many mouths! Okay I think that :DDDDD is hilarious because it's as if you have many mouths if you type that? I actually refrained myself from typing that for a period of time because I think it's quite stupid since we only have one mouth each! Don't you think so?? Haha and now whenever I do wanna express my happiness, I will types this way followed by "I have many mo0uths!LOL". Okay I know I'm very lame. Please ignore my bullshit. Uh why is it called bullshit anyway? Is it because bull shits the largest pile of shits among all animals? Uh okay I think I side track too much! End of... Elephant shit?)
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So yes, I went to Simon Road. If you, idiot, do not know where the hell is it, please, Google. Because very clearly, I am very lazy to attach the Google Maps showing you where the hell is it. Well if you are seriously so curious, then please visit http://ieatishootipost.blogspot.com. It's under Hougang :) Well anyway to my SHOCK, (not surprise because it's not something pleasant, at all ): ) MR OYSTER MAN DECIDED TO CLOSE FOR BUSINESS THAT DAY, OBVIOUSLY TO MAKE ME SAD. Because I have checked the opening time for that! It's supposedly, 3pm-11pm daily, close on Sundays & Mondays!! I AM ULTRA-LY DISAPPOINTED TTM. ): But nevertheless, we had our meal there. Left with Hokkien Mee so we just made do with it. it's quite yummy but I personally find the portions a little too small, while (L) found it okay and he was full after eating that PUNY PLATE OF HOKKIEN MEE! Please his tummy is so bloody tiny for a guy I swear!! Or is it me? Hahahahahahahahaha. I think it's me cos where ever I go, the portions seem to be insufficient for me! Imma big eater! :D Or is it my 2nd puberty stage?! Are my boobs gonna get bigger(PLEASE DO!) and I'm gonna grow taller(PLEASE DON'T!)?!?!?! Okay that obviously was a joke. -.- I know I'm almost through with my puberty and my boobs are probably not gonna get a lot more bigger. Slightly bigger yes, I hope. Okay guys, don't be shy. All girls are secretly unsatisfied about some parts of their bodies/they would improve some parts of themselves if they have the chance to. And honestly, many guys I met do have these secret desires too. But most of them do not sound out. Let's just say that girls are more talkative/out-spoken/open about these.
I realised I'm going totally OUT OF POINT!
Okay Imma making my train straight and let's head to the right direction again. :)
So 'da boy cheered me up again with his elephant shits. No matter how many times he do those stupid actions, they never fail to make me laugh! :D
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Hey guess what!
I am lazy to continue already! I'm going to buy bee tai mak(soup) now!
Wahahahahahahaha! :D
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P.s. Lot's of Singlish! I hate improper English but as usual, lazy to correct. :D
Awesome Kaelyn @10:34 PM