when you lost your wallet, think:
"maybe the one who pick it up will think that he/she is lucky that day, thus buying 4D and strike the first prize! Then he/she will return the wallet to me + a lump sum of $$$$ which will eventually be enough for me to not work the rest of my life!"
:D
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when you just bought your favourite bubble tea which dropped on the floor and burst, think:
"this cup of bubble tea must be poisoned by the stupid xxx who doesn't like me! woo luckily i didn't drink it!"
:D
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when you step on dog shit, think:
"tmr sure strike toto!"
:D
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when you feel like you have no one to turn to, think:
"this will help me to learn to be independent. and probably self-entertainment! it should be an self-improvement course or something. cool i'm going to become mature!"
ok i know this is omgbbqwtf. nevertheless,
:D
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when you score a single digit for your best subject at school, think:
"the test paper too difficult! not my fault! but i'm sure i'll score so much better the next test! yes probably an A*!"
:D
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when your boyfriend/girlfriend dump you, think:
"he/she is just not the one for me. i'm going to find someone who might actually treat me well. and cherish me more than this bitch/bastard did! hey look! that girl/guy over there look potential! hurhurhur"
:D
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when your best friend betrayed you, think:
"singapore has 4.8million people, i believe there's someone in singapore who will not betray me and be my bffae(best friend forever and ever)! or even better still, he/she is overseas now on his/her way to becoming my awesome bffae!"
p.s. this can also be applied to the above 'when your bf/gf dump you'. think:
"singapore has 4.8million people, assuming half of them is male/female, one third of them are kids & 1 third of them are elderly, i believe there's someone in that 806, 566 people who will love me & cherish me! or even better still, he/she is overseas now on his/her way to becoming my awesome bf/gf! ang moh HEEHEHEHEHEHE"
double :D :D
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ok im lazaye to continue. but you get my drift don't you!
there are so many ways to be optimistic!
if you can find so many reasons to be emo, i don't see the reason why you can't do the same to be optimistic! btw, this is how i psycho myself at times and honestly it does work! it works when you are willing to be influenced by positive thoughts, it works when you honestly wanna be happy not only for yourself but also to avoid affecting your loved ones with your negative bullshit. it takes awhile to master this. btw don't get me wrong. you cant straight away just think of all this shits. you'll feel like a retard. but be emo first(if you really are) and you have to transform the emo energy to positive energy. And not forgetting to think of your loved ones like how they are happy when you are too. so you will be motivated!
Okay I'm done sharing w you my secret to being so optimistic(not all the time but i try to be as positive as possible)! Gd luck thinking of bullshits! hahahahahaha!
P.s. lotsa grammer mistakes. maybe punctuation as well. but im lazaye to check. so yea. great, enjoy the errors as well! :D think:
"WAHAHAHAHA MY ENGRISH ARE SO MUCH BETTA THEN THIS IDIOT HERE!"
rather than
"wtf this is so disgusting i wonder how some people can be this stupid die better la waste my time reading all this shits"
:D
Kaelyn is awesome.
Let me repeat, Kaelyn is awesome!
:D
